It's been another lovely Christmas for Helen and me. On Friday we're heading to our first ever show at the Village Vanguard, thanks to Helen's gift this year. Two years ago we tried to attend the legendary club, but arrived too late and couldn't get in. This year Helen took no chances, and bought tickets in advance for a concert by Dr. Michael White's Original Liberty Jazz Band of New Orleans. It's a fitting way to wind down the month, since we started it off in New Orleans.
We're planning to begin 2007 at Symphony Space, after attending the annual Gilbert & Sullivan Player's New Years Eve Champagne Gala. To make sure we're ready for such decadence, this week we're boning up on The Pirates of Penzance.
But I digress. My reason for posting is to add a few more words to the momentous, Fox News-inspired debate that sprang up again this year. Should you say "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holidays" in December? If "Merry Christmas" is potentially offensive to non-Christians, isn't "Happy Holidays" almost as meaningless as "How are you?" the rest of the year?
I'm no fan of political correctness; following speech codes is an easy way to feel virtuous without actually doing anything to prove that virtue. College campuses are especially prone to such easy piety.
But I do make an exception for "Happy Holidays," despite knowing that it is ultra-PC. Christmas remains clearly Christian to me, despite the relentless commercialization that surrounds it. Since there are many non-Christians in New York, "Happy Holidays" or sometimes "Happy Hanukkah" is more appropriate. Helen disagrees; as an atheist, she finds that the Christian part of Christmas is completely absent by now. So she much prefers "Merry Christmas" as the more authentic and natural greeting.
So we disagree. But with a nuance that would make John Kerry blush, I think the situation changes as Christmas day actually approaches. From December 23-25, it is fine to say "Merry Christmas!" to everyone you see. A hearty "Ho-ho-ho" is optional. From Dec. 26 on, thankfully, "Happy New Year" offends no one.
Then again, that New Year is also a Western Christian concept. Maybe I should keep saying "Happy New Year" until the Year of the Pig starts up in February.
The actual words spoken aren't the real issue, of course. The conflict is about how to define American society. According to Christmas commander Bill O'Reilly, we are all Christians or should be. But conservatives like O'Reilly often speak about America's "Judeo-Christian" values. What's "Judeo" if not Jewish? We've never been a Christian nation, as it happens, although we certainly are religious.
But enough--this battle can subside until next Thanksgiving. In the meantime, Merry Christmas!
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